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Your daily dose of cat memes

I made that joke to a man that worked at a Van's once and got stuck listening to a really fucking boring lecture about how he has no sense of humor or whimsy

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Baker Giratina

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David's T-Shirt and pin ❀ (t-shirt buy here :))

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NEW INEFFABLE-LONG CATS STICKERS ON MY ETSY!! πŸ˜‡πŸ˜ˆπŸ± Link in my bio!

You knew I had to draw them in long cat form. πŸ’–πŸ€£πŸ’–

every day I get on here and see some post going "do not make an account on ZYLPPHONE, the hot new social media! it turns out making an account gives the creators (who are nazis) instant access to your bank account and also causes your pets to explode!" and this is all very baffling to me because I cannot believe anyone is actually fucking around with new social media platforms that shit sounds exhausting. if tumblr ever gives up and goes all the way under I will simply turn into a crab and go back to the sea you will not be finding my on zylophone

i watch baseball for the side quests

throwback to 2021 when the exact same player started doing this extended water bottle bincoculars sight gag in the dugout

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this is the same guy who also made himself a fruit cocktail midgame. he is The manic pixie dream girl

Just thinking about the time my sister was trying to describe Jack Bauer from 24 to her husband, and she was like, "Oh, you know, he's that kind of character who does stuff that would get anyone else arrested, except he's the hero and ends up saving the day in the end so there are no consequences," and my brother-in-law was quiet a moment and then said, "So, like Curious George?"

curious george does get arrested, though? like that is very much something that happened to curious george basically right out the gate.

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